I'm English, in case you were wondering...or not.

    I'm Esther, I'm 16 and I read, attempt to write and generally make a fool of myself in public.

    • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    • ...
    • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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  2. oknope:

    procrastination is my only talent

    (via andrewquo)

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  5. 
art can wait. this is life and death. we need to talk to vincent van gogh!

    art can wait. this is life and death. we need to talk to vincent van gogh!

    (Source: oddbug, via butraggedyman)

    1606
  6. buckybarneswho:

    Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

    (via hitlerthestripper)

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  7. canadianslut:

    tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t

    (via ugly)

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  8. queefilicious:

    sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

    (Source: susemoji, via d0nn0)

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  11. fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

    fieldbears:

    britneyjustin:

    britsanity:

    Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

    i can never not reblog this

    T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

    The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

    (via bennybooboobatch)

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  12. satchemninja:

    westbor0baptistchurch:

    Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.

    The brunette though…..

    (via agentrodgers)

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  14. lilreem:

me: come sleep overguy: yesme: sike *friendzoned*

    lilreem:

    me: come sleep over
    guy: yes
    me: sike *friendzoned*

    (via thestrayline)

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